Most of you, my friends and family, know that I am working on a BS in CIS at ASU in TAZ in the EV. But the real question remains: Can you figure out what all of those letters mean?
Having just entered the "Professional Program", the WP Carey School of Business has its heart set on turning me into a "professional." Part of this professionalization process demands that I take a 1-credit hour lecture aptly dubbed "Business Forum" which describes itself as follows:
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Provides professional program business
students with information on careers, interviewing, job hunting, and
résumé skills. Must be taken in the first semester of the professional
program for business students. |
The class is taught by an older, heavyset man who has spent many successful years in the recording industry doing business and "being a professional." So now, he's turning the tables. He's teaching
US. He's "giving back." Now, for Mr. Burns (yes, that's his real name), success is turning all of us business college students into choice meat for all the hundreds of thousands of professional recruiters. In order to fatten us up, he's given us a book called "Never Eat Alone." This is not a textbook. It was written by an extremely rich young man who made his way up the business/social ladder by making "real connections" and creating a huge network of people around himself.
And that book is the topic of this entry. The premise of the book is, to build "genuine relationships" in order to "get what you want" and make your way up the ladder of success.
Wait, what did you just say? Oxymoron? Oh. Yeah, I guess, you're right. Relationships aren't really genuine when you're building them for some other end (i.e., becoming a multimillionaire). Hmm, guess I'm gonna have to entirely reject the very purpose and premise of this book. Too bad, because apparently the ideas in it made one dude very well off.
But I remember that God's Word says, "
What good is it for a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul?" (Mark 8:36)
In this book, the author says, "Don’t keep
score: It’s never simply about getting what you want. It’s about
getting what you want and making sure that the people who are important
to you get what they want, too."
Translation: Hey! You selfish inconsiderate person!! It's not all about you! Well, actually it is. But it's also about helping other people! That is, when it helps you get what you want.
But hey, I think this book will do great. After all, "...Never Eat Alone is destined to take its place alongside How to Win Friends and Influence People as an inspirational classic." How to Win Frien....a-wha-wha? Maybe I should stop giving this book space to dig its own grave.
Maybe we students need to wake up and smell the fake.
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